I stop in front of the place; my wife just called the guy over. I ask him to be discreet, and he reassures me. Then he kisses my wife and says, "Maybe I'll come by on Monday." "Yes, come, we'll have a coffee." He says goodbye. I turn to my wife: "You know what he'll do as soon as he gets inside?" Of course, he'll tell people what a total cuckold you are, and his friends will tell other friends, because by now...is there anyone in town who doesn't know?"